Shit On The Train

If I shit on the train, oh
my god, that might be
the worst thing ever
if I shit on the
train, it will be so
embarrassing, oh my
god, If I, have
I started to shit
on the train? Right
here in front of all
these nice people who
are looking at me because
they know I just
shit on the train, which,
oh my god, I just
shit on the train and
that guy knows, I
can tell by the way
he looks at me he
knows I shit on
the train, but that’s rude,
you know, because
I didn’t shit on the
train, I mean, I don’t
smell, I don’t feel
shit coming out of
me, no one is saying,
“hey man, you smell
like you just shit your
pants on the train”
and that’s because I
didn’t do that. I didn’t
shit my pants on the
train. But here’s the
thing. If I didn’t
shit my pants on
the train why is
that guy looking
at me like
I just
shit my
pants on
a train?

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