10 Things I’ll Never Do

1. Apologize for laughing.
2. Buy a Vespa.
3. Calm Down, for good.
4. Own a pet rat.
5. Finish this list.
6. Love these ho’s*
7. Eat brains.
8.
9. Give up on love.
10.Trust a cactus.

*”I’m about the dough.”

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