I’m Falling In Love With Prostitutes.

I met the most beautiful girl on the train recently.  The presence of her in my life still feels like a dream.  She had heartbreaking greenbrown eyes.  She kind of had a butt chin, but it was cute.  She had a tiny star tattoo on the inside of her forearm.  I’ll start from the beginning.Continue reading “I’m Falling In Love With Prostitutes.”

Horny Dad Breezes Through Bedtime Story

“After trying the first bowl of porridge, Goldilocks decided she wasn’t hungry and preferred being thin so she jogged home.  The end.”  On Sunday night, this is how Gary Sendick told his son Todd the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. This is clearly a disgusting contrast from the classic and honored story ofContinue reading “Horny Dad Breezes Through Bedtime Story”